Tinnitus Awareness Pillows

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Turn that noise down !

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

"But do you feel invisible?"

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"Do my medical benefits cover being sick of rising medical costs?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.