Timpani Lover Pillows

I love my Timpani

Shepherd and eurydice

Speed Dating for Turtles

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Private Willis

Mikado

Mad Margaret

Pirate King

What do you like most about presents?

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

Hedge trimming.

'I never get tipped!'

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

The Statue of Liberty's torch has an LED lightbulb in it.

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

Barbershop

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

HMS Pinafore

Alberich

Father-sun bonding.

Utopiary - Dystopiary.

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

Football

Three Little Maids from school

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

Mikado: Dull dark dock