Timpani Lover Mugs

I love my Timpani

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Mad Margaret

Pirate King

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

Mikado

Private Willis

What do you like most about presents?

'I never get tipped!'

Hedge trimming.

The Statue of Liberty's torch has an LED lightbulb in it.

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

Barbershop

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Father-sun bonding.

Alberich

HMS Pinafore

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

Utopiary - Dystopiary.

Football

Three Little Maids from school

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

Mikado: Dull dark dock

Koko explains