Unsung Hero Lover Pillows

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"He was a very good boy."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The next damn Batman.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.