Pashmina Lover Pillows

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I love my Timpani

Panettone

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

So Far So Good

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Louise Farrenc

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

The Daily Commute

Sergei Taneyev

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

Dave Brubeck

Nocturne

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Frederic Chopin.

Telework Pants

F. Chopin

Robert Schumann

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

Lovers playing the piano

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."