Panettone Lover Pillows

Panettone

Shepherd and eurydice

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Garbage Piñata

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

Baking

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Louise Farrenc

Sergei Taneyev

Lute

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Nocturne

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Dave Brubeck

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Frederic Chopin.

F. Chopin

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

Robert Schumann

Lovers playing the piano

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

News - Panto stars to strike.

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."