Panto Enthusiast Pillows

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

'It's behind you! It's behind you!'

"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'We are so in sync!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"You're adopted."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'