Panto Enthusiast Pillows

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

'It's behind you! It's behind you!'

"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'We are so in sync!'

"You're adopted."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Repeat after me..."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'