Trompe-l'œil Lover Pillows

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Baroque Peacock

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Mystery of the Poets

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The Art of Bantering!

Flower lamp.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

The beer idea.

"I opted for the upgrades."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Peter Lorre caricature

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"It's improv night."

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

Arturo Sandoval

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'