Trompe-l'œil Lover Pillows

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Baroque Peacock

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Mystery of the Poets

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I call it angle-poise"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Peter Lorre caricature

The Art of Bantering!

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"It's improv night."

Knight Light.

Nuclear energy?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Illuminating agricultural production

Arturo Sandoval