Timidity Enthusiast Gifts

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Ironing day.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Spring cleaning.

"I'm very good with punctuation."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Sea of Tranquillity

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Working from Om

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Is something bothering you?"

Go away

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'