Timidity Enthusiast Mugs

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Ironing day.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Spring cleaning.

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The Movers - Decluttering

Sea of Tranquillity

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Is something bothering you?"

'Your wife came by and left a message'