Timidness Fan Gifts

Relax.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Reinventing myself.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Place settings

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

When mime artists travel to work.

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

"I thought we could spend some father-son time together...you know, to talk about fishing, starting a campfire, dating, girls..."

Charmed, I'm sure.

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'

"You're asked to arrive 2 hours early for your doctor appointment so they can start testing your patience."