Timidness Fan Gifts

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Relax.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'Reinventing myself.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Place settings

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Animal Crackers. It says, "Expiration date: Cats - Oct., 2017. Dogs - April, 2019. Tortoises - Jan., 2070".

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

When mime artists travel to work.

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

"I thought we could spend some father-son time together...you know, to talk about fishing, starting a campfire, dating, girls..."

Charmed, I'm sure.

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'