Timeout Transformer Gifts

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Environmental Conscience

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Doing timeout changes a guy.

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Shaker Timeouts

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Turtle timeouts. And when you think you can behave, I'll be back to flip you over. (Published originally on May 21, 2003.)

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

Break Glass in Emergency.

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.

'There HAS to more to life than this!!'