Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.
Timeliness Advisor Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who values timeliness and loves offering guidance? Our curated selection features witty and thoughtful products that celebrate their knack for advice and punctuality. Ideal for professionals, mentors, or anyone who keeps things running on schedule, these items bring humor and appreciation together. Whether for a birthday, a thank you, or just because, these gifts are a clever way to acknowledge their unique talent for timing and counsel.
Sundial Time
Non-Jet Lag.
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
"You're late."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."
"My appointment starting on time just went viral."
'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'
Please Leave by 9
"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"
Big Ben
"Help! Set me free!"
"I'm very good with punctuation."
'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'
If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!
"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"
'Sorry I'm late!'
Late for a date,,,
"Is that a new watch?"
"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"
'You're late for our meeting again'
"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."
"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."
'Your wife came by and left a message'
'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'
"You're late."
"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."
"You're early."
'Sorry if I'm late.'
"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."
'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'
"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"
Timeliness Advisor Gifts Collection
Timeliness Advisor Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more witty and personalized designs that honor their advice-giving talents and punctuality.
Timeliness Advisor Pillows
Find cozy pillows that feature clever designs related to advice and punctuality, adding humor and comfort to their environment.
Timeliness Advisor Prints
Browse our art prints to find the perfect piece that celebrates the advice and timeliness expertise of your loved one.
Timeliness Advisor T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that combine humor and style, celebrating the creative advice and timeliness skills of your favorite person.