Timeliness Advisor Mugs

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Sundial Time

Non-Jet Lag.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

Big Ben

Please Leave by 9

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Is that a new watch?"

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'You're late for our meeting again'

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

"You're late."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

'You are supposed to be here.'