Time Zone Adventurer T-Shirts

'If it's jet lag when I fly east, why isn't it jet lead when I fly west?'

"One year closer to college!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Period Of Transition

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'