Time Zone Adventurer Gifts

'If it's jet lag when I fly east, why isn't it jet lead when I fly west?'

"One year closer to college!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"It's only the wind."

Women

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Period Of Transition

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."