Time-traveling Trendsetters Gifts

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"Hipsters"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Cord cutter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Nice bling!'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Elephant Upgrade

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

QR tattoo.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

A Macaroni in 1773

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'