Time-traveling Storytellers Gifts

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Hipsters"

Pastries and Candy

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Jorge Luis Borges

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"Writer's block?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."