Time-traveling Storytellers Gifts

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Hipsters"

Pastries and Candy

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He was a great writer'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Writer's block?"

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

David and Goliath.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'