Tech-savvy Time Travelers Gifts

'This is great. I still have a signal.'

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Sundial Time

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Time Management

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Inventing Time Travel

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.