Tech-savvy Time Travelers Mugs

'This is great. I still have a signal.'

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Mars Poppins

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Time Management

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Grandfather Clock

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Inventing Time Travel

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'