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Stubborn Al's Video

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Early Sexting

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

"Hi, I'm from the future. Lose the wigs."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'You don't pay now. You pay later because you'll be back before you leave.'

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

Neanderthal paints animals.

'...Up in the sky! - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it. . . some early crude form of special effects?'

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.