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Leslie Caron.

'...Up in the sky! - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it. . . some early crude form of special effects?'

Carole Lombard caricature

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sundial Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Dr. Roo.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."