Time-traveling Cinephile Gifts

Stubborn Al's Video

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Leslie Caron.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Time Machine Collision.

Early Sexting

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Atomic Bear: Part 24

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

"Hi, I'm from the future. Lose the wigs."

"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."

Neanderthal paints animals.

'You don't pay now. You pay later because you'll be back before you leave.'

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

'There goes Tokyo.'

Atomic Bear: Part 11

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

'...Up in the sky! - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it. . . some early crude form of special effects?'

Atomic Bear: Part 29

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

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