Time-saving Supper Connoisseur Gifts

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Quick swig first?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

The Waiter

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

WAITING ROOM

"This wine is CORKED!"

"Would you like to see the wine list?"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"