Time-saving Supper Connoisseur Pillows

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

"Quick swig first?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

WAITING ROOM

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

The Waiter

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Would you like to see the wine list?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"This wine is CORKED!"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I'm required to tell you that the wine you chose will be brought to you table in a jug.'