Time-obsessed Dad Pillows

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Time Management

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'When would work for you?'

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

Business 101

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."