'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'
Time-obsessed Dad Gifts
Searching for a perfect gift for a dad who’s always chasing the clock? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate his obsession with time. Whether he's a punctual pro or a clock-watching enthusiast, you'll find something that makes him smile while respecting his love of organization and schedules.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
Work Parfait
"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Office pics on dinner table.
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.
"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."
Time is HONEY
"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"
"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"
"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."
Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!
'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'
'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'
'I'm a work-at-home dad.'
Time Management
"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."
'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'
"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."
"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"
'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'
"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"
"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."
'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'
'When would work for you?'
"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."
Business 101
Managers and staff have differing priorities.
"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."
Time-obsessed Dad Gifts Collection
Time-obsessed Dad Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for dads obsessed with time—perfect for his morning coffee or tea ritual while managing his busy schedule.
Time-obsessed Dad Pillows
Brighten his space with pillows that add humor and personality, celebrating his obsession with time in a cozy and playful way.
Time-obsessed Dad Prints
Decorate his favorite space with eye-catching prints that humorously highlight his passion for timekeeping and schedule mastery.
Time-obsessed Dad T-Shirts
Find funny and clever t-shirts that showcase his love for time managing, ensuring he stays stylish and amused during his daily routines.