Family-first Dad Gifts

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

At the modern antenatal class.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

Tired Guys

The Husband Caddie

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

'Doug and I have agreed to stay together until the children and his hedge fund are grown.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'