Time Ninjas Gifts

Living by the Clock

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

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"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Deadlines

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

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"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Quality Time

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Ninja

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"My grandpa says 'quality time' is for kids, and when you grow up it's called 'billable hours'."

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Regulars' Earphones

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

'Hi, I'm a hedge fund manager.'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Ninja Porn

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'