Time Bomb Timer Gifts

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"They grow up so fast."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Early photobombing

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Monday around 9PM.

Clock watcher

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Children and technolohgy

'I'll do half of it.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Time manager'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

"The long prayer peek."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

New Belief Systems

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.