Time Bomb Timer Pillows

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"They grow up so fast."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Early photobombing

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Monday around 9PM.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Clock watcher

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Children and technolohgy

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'I'll do half of it.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Time manager'

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The long prayer peek."

New Belief Systems

Time Slavery.