Watch Timer Pillows

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"They grow up so fast."

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Harv works the red shift.

Children and technolohgy

"You're late."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

New Watchdog.

Quitting time

Spiv

Keeping Time

History Department

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."