Watching Time Pillows

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Captain in a storm

Natural Disasters

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.