Timber Storyteller Gifts

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

D.I.Y

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Scouts made this for me