Tent Storyteller Gifts

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Adventures of God

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Scouts made this for me

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"