Tent Storyteller Gifts

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Adventures of God

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Scouts made this for me

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'