Tim Burton Fan Gifts

"Edward Shovelhands"

Horseless headman.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'God's speed.'

Smile

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"No, I said I love U2."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Ernie spins the expert's analysis of his boxing skills. He noted that I have great footwork! No, he said you're always "running for your life." I was praised for my courage, never "ducking" an opponent. He meant you're easy to hit. I'm most proud of being described as an artist in the ring. BAM. Actually, he said Ernie "spends a lot of time on the canvas."

Demanding father

Bill Gates on a Donkey.

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

You throw poop like a girl.

That guy? He does static shock.

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.

Tracy Tracy

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'