Tie Wrangler Gifts

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Quality Control

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Cat Tie

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Fido and Fifi