Tie-untraditionalist Gifts

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Gift"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Hammer

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Tie Rolls

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Penguin job interview

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'