Tie Transformation Enthusiast Gifts

The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Penguin job interview

Quick Spring Fling

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Future History Museums

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."