"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."
Tidiness Provocateur Gifts
Looking for a fun way to honor the playful rebel who questions cleanliness standards? Our collection for tidiness provocateurs blends humor with creativity, perfect for those who challenge norms and add a spark to everyday routines. Whether on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, or prints, these gifts celebrate their unique approach to order and chaos, bringing laughter and personality to their environment.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
Sweep the board.
Raptures
Ironing day.
"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.
Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.
"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"
TV and cleaner
"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."
"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."
"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"
'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."
'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'
'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'
Shepherds washed their socks by night.
Anal Retentives Assoc.
Spring cleaning.
"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."
"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."
"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"
The Messy Sink
"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west
"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."
"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."
"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"
'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'
"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."
"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."
Tidiness Provocateur Gifts Collection
Tidiness Provocateur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the humorous, rebellious spirit of tidiness provocateurs—perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Tidiness Provocateur Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous, rebellious touch to any space, celebrating the fun side of challenging norms for tidiness provocateurs.
Tidiness Provocateur Prints
Browse our prints to decorate their environment with clever, funny designs that showcase their creative, rebellious spirit.
Tidiness Provocateur T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for those who love to challenge conventions with wit and humor—ideal for tidiness provocateurs who prefer playful rebellion.