Tidiness Activists Gifts

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Spring cleaning.

The Movers - Decluttering

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"