Tidiness Provocateur Pillows

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Messy Sink

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'