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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Well did he?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Wanna talk about it?

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Sponge Blog

Dog's Sandwich

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Go to Hell'

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Samosas

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

Tall tales and Short stories

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Types of online-ing

"No! How would it look if I listed a CAT as a friend on my social media page?"

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"He lost his Season Ticket."