Thumb Texters Pillows

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Baby's first text.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

Personal Air Bag.

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'Increasing resistance.'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Night School Enrolment