Thumb Texters Mugs

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Baby's first text.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Valentine's Day texting

'They start texting so young these days,'

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

Personal Air Bag.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'Increasing resistance.'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."