Thrill Speed Duality Gifts

Biker and Cyclist.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

The rocket powered skiier

"Tallyho!"

"Marco ..."

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Rodeos

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'