Thrill Gifts

"Marco ..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

Drowning

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Listening Room - Enter At Your Own Risk.

A clown runs across naval mines.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

The rocket powered skiier

"Tallyho!"

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

On the brink.

End the Winter Blues

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

YOLO vs YODO

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"