Thrill Sports Gifts

Diving onto a Bed of Nails.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

"Marco ..."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

End the Winter Blues

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Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

YOLO vs YODO

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Log Ride

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dairy Devil

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

A skier and a paraglider

"We've got a problem."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Rodeos

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes