Thrify Thinkers Gifts

"You could reduce costs by moving back in with your folks."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Unanimous voting.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"That's hardly necessary!"