Thrify Thinkers Prints

"You could reduce costs by moving back in with your folks."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"This stool shall pass."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Six Thinking Hats

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Unanimous voting.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Pop Culture for Teens

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."